622,215 plays

debramrgan:

your wish is my command

80,702 notes

dennys:

Where The Sidewalk Eggs by Eggshell Silverstein
There is a place where the sidewalk eggs,And before the feast begins,And there the milk pours soft and white,And there the bacon sizzles right,And there the Super Bird rests from his flightTo cool in the milkshake blend…

dennys:

Where The Sidewalk Eggs by Eggshell Silverstein

There is a place where the sidewalk eggs,
And before the feast begins,
And there the milk pours soft and white,
And there the bacon sizzles right,
And there the Super Bird rests from his flight
To cool in the milkshake blend…

1,496 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

79,903 notes

milesluna:

co-china:

Hey look it’s RvB season 12

Oh my god yes.

milesluna:

co-china:

Hey look it’s RvB season 12

Oh my god yes.

3,683 notes

princessskittybot:

hatchy and rabbits relationship with the spine is just

image

144 notes

365daysofhalloween:

jedavu:

Photographer Translates His Nightmares Into Surreal, Haunting Photographs

by 19-year-old photographer Nicolas Bruno

I am in LOVE with these.

131,632 notes

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

307,965 notes

ausmetallen:

princessbutterspock:

primadollly:

paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime

"cousins"

69,276 notes

guvinofree:

in which gav and dan are fantastic and sassy

1,643 notes

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

379,334 notes

soulstooloud:

electric-bard:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

List under “things to do with friends at con or while drunk”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

soulstooloud:

electric-bard:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

List under “things to do with friends at con or while drunk”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

106,774 notes