aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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tchaikovskysgirlfriend:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

Okay but imagine having to march on this

tchaikovskysgirlfriend:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

Okay but imagine having to march on this

109,396 notes

the-sharpie-klepto:

spoopycecilos:

wheres that im a shark suck my dick comic im gonna need it in a minute 

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here you go friend

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petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

(Source: charmancler)

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clarasofiee:

stephensbeard1993:

The Irish media just called Justin beiber a scrotum

ohhh burn

clarasofiee:

stephensbeard1993:

The Irish media just called Justin beiber a scrotum

ohhh burn

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  • Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
  • Me: Phantom of the Opera overture

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crimson-firecat:

bronzebasilisk:

abstractbody:

ladypandacat:

Halloween Rainbow Cake

i am going to make this and cram it into every hole in my body

omg we actually did this last year

It was pretty baller and fucking delicious but holy shit the instructions they give you MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING CAKE

I want this

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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

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thescienceofjohnlock:

fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.

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